remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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