Is it because I queefed?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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