He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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