xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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