Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
