On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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