id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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