I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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