I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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