You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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