You're so nebulous sometimes
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
How does it feel to date your dad?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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