Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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