i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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