drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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