My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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