Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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