porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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