i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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