Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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