She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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