She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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