So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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