Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
