Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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