No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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