ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I didn't notice because vodka
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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