The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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