we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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