just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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