i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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