More tranny stories later!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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