Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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