hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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