none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Duck Duck Cougar?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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