We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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