apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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