Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
