I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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