She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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