I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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