Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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