he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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