We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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