omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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