In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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