1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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