why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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