seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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