What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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