grandma shit on top of the toilet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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