well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.