i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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