Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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