new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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