You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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