You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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