Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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